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Post by roxygen on Sun Mar 08, 2009 11:54 am

Great name for a room

Great idea


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Post by luke0123 on Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:09 pm

yeh, here my details anyone you can stop spying on me,

castle lvl 12
sawmill lvl 29
quarry lvl 32
ore mine lvl 35
warehouse lvl 27
hideout lvl 5
miller lvl 21
barracks lvl 16
wall lvl 16

stables lvl 3
market lvl 1
alchemist lvl 1

squire 70
long bow 70
spy 70
cruasaders 200
knights 70



stables lvl 1
alchemist lvl 1

squires: 60
long bow: 35
spies :6
cruasders:124
black knight: 35
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Post by luke0123 on Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:11 pm

castle lvl 12
sawmill lvl 29
quarry lvl 32
ore mine lvl 35
warehouse lvl 27
hideout lvl 5
miller lvl 21
barracks lvl 16
wall lvl 16
stables lvl 3
market lvl 1
alchemist lvl 1

squire 70
long bow 70
spy 70
cruasaders 200
knights 70

sorry it came out wrong
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Re: Teahouse

Post by Guest on Fri Mar 20, 2009 6:40 am

Woud you like a cup of tea Very Happy

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Post by CameronSaryn on Fri Mar 20, 2009 7:16 am

Yesss Very Happy A Sencha please Very Happy

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Post by Guest on Fri Mar 20, 2009 11:58 am

Sorry we dont have that woud you like something elss

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Post by CameronSaryn on Fri Apr 03, 2009 7:50 am

The new priest was so nervous at his first mass, he could hardly speak. Before his second appearance at the pulpit, he asked the Monsignor how he could relax. The Monsignor said, "Next Sunday, it may help if you put some vodka in the water pitcher." The next Sunday, the new priest put the suggestion into practice and was able to talk up a storm. He felt great! However, upon returning to the rectory, he found a note from the Monsignor.

Dear Father:

1. Next time, sip rather than gulp.
2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T".
5. The recommended grace before meals is not "Rubadubdub, thanks for the grub, yea God!
6. We do not refer to our Saviour, Jesus Christ, and His Apostles as "J.C. and the Boys."
7. David slew Goliath. He did not "kick the sh*t out of him".
8. Moses parted the water at the Red Sea, he didn't pass water.
9. We don't refer to Judas as "El Finko"
10. The Pope is consecrated, not castrated.
11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper, he said "Take this and eat it, for it is my body". He did not say "Eat me".
12. David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey. He wasn't "stoned off his ass".
13. The Father, Son and Holy Ghost are never referred to as "Big Daddy, Junior and the Spook".
14. Last, but not least, there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.


Two blonde guys were working for the city works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest. One guy digging, the other guy filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the e effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it----why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"

The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-man team. But today the guy who plants the trees called in sick."



U.S. Passports in France


This one, however, 'says it all', about what the basic philosophy of our country is all about, and how we are received around the world.

At a French airport... A group of American retired teachers recently went to France on a tour. Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, was part of the tour group.



At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on.

"You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked sarcastically. Mr.Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously. "Then you should know enough to have your passport ready."

The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

"Impossible!" barked the officer. "Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France ."

The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained.

"Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in '44 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to


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A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next
to a priest.

The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red
lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his
torn coat pocket.

He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes
the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked,

"Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"

"Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked
women, too much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man."

"Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his
paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and
apologized.

"I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long
have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope
does."



A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Departmental Manager were on their way to a meeting in Switzerland. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed. The car careened almost out of control down the road, bouncing off the crash barriers, until it miraculously ground to a halt scraping along the mountainside. The car's occupants, shaken but unhurt, now had a problem: they were stuck halfway down a mountain in a car with no brakes. What were they to do?

"I know", said the Departmental Manager, "Let's have a meeting, propose a Vision, formulate a Mission Statement, define some Goals, and by a process of Continuous Improvement find a solution to the Critical Problems, and we can be on our way."

"No, no", said the Hardware Engineer, "That will take far too long, and besides, that method has never worked before. I've got my Swiss Army knife with me, and in no time at all I can strip down the car's braking system, isolate the fault, fix it, and we can be on our way."

"Well", said the Software Engineer, "Before we do anything, I think we should push the car back up the road and see if it happens again."
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Two blondes went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas
tree. After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with
hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping
down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"

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Post by markyd on Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:50 am

I like the software engineer joke, sadly its deadly accurate.
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Post by CameronSaryn on Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:37 am

I read more morbid jokes too Smile

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